We went to a party on Sunday. It was a very large party. There was champagne by the
bucket, pink pompoms, a white marquee, and many, many people in jolly summer
clothes. It was off and on, a nice day. We made conversation (‘how beautifully
blue the sky the glass is rising very high Continue fine I hope it may And yet
it rained but yesterday Tomorrow it may pour again I hear the country wants
some rain … ‘). Then there was the conversation about Not Being Able to Sell
One’s House (putting it on at 150% of what it’s worth might have something to
do with it, chum, one thought privately, while gratefully accepting another
drink from an ambient colleen with an expensive bottle). Then … oh, you know.
What a nice time we’re all having and doesn’t so and so look well. An hour and
a half passed. There was no sign of anyone moving towards the long tables set
out for lunch. Everyone, in the way of parties, was talking louder and louder
(at least half of those present were older than us, and many of them a little deaf). The Brownian motion
of party circulation brought us together, and not too far away from the open
door of the marquee. We looked at each other. Discreetly, we put our glasses
down on a nearby table, and drifted out to look at the flowers. The Professor
put his mobile to his ear, and drifted a bit further, with the air of one
looking for a signal. Twenty yards, and we were out of the sightline of the marquee,
round the corner of the house, and ungratefully shanking it up the drive. Very
bad of us, really, but I’m sure we weren’t missed.
I can only applaud the cunning, style and assiduity of your exit strategy . . . and there will always be more ambient colleens with more expensive bottles at some other party . .
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